Comedic Literature Fan Pillows

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'A is for Arse.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Examination.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

2 mummies...

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

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