Comedic Reading Pillows

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'A is for Arse.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Examination.

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Pop up begger.

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

Safety Pin

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