Comedic Romance Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Prison Romance.

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Man and woman

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab