Comedic Romantic Pillows

Castaway Romances

"Is that a bribe?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

Stand-up Romcom

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Robocop and Juliet.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Sexual chemistry set

Funnel of Love

Dog in love

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Diving Cat.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

'Shuck me.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'