Comedic Romantics Pillows

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Robocop and Juliet.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Jumble Sale

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

asian.babe@mongol.com.

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"