Comedic Romance Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Man and woman

Movies through the decades.

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Prison Romance.

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Extreme Intimacy.