Comedic Romance Gifts

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Call me?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Funnel of Love

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'Shuck me.'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'