Comedic Romance Prints

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Stand-up Romcom

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Robocop and Juliet.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Funnel of Love

Dog in love

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Shuck me.'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.