Comedic Prints

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

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'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"