Comedic Prints

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

Double Saxophone

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"