Comedic Artistry Fan Gifts

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Swiss Army General.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"I'm under a restraining order."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.