Comedic Performances Fan Gifts

School Dance

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Mikado

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Musician

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Knife-thrower.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Any luck"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Drawing board disaster.

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

Choir wearing masks.

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

Musical Cats

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.