Comedic Transformation Fans Gifts

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

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An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

The Chippendales go through airport security.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Drawing board disaster.

"Any luck"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

LARGE FRONT

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Supporters tour.

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

"This is our Head of Transformation and Change, Doctor Jekyll."

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

Artist paints an angel.

"We car mechanics are like surgeons - we find it unpleasant if everything is finished but there are still parts left..."

"Not up the way, you idiot! Across the way!"

'Wow! Who did her nose?!'

Draw

"Aye captain, a strange one and no mistake, but he'll be sorely missed by the lads!"