Comedic Falls Fan Gifts

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

An expedition to get ice for the party.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Any luck"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"I would like organic milk!"

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Island visit.