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"I run around this high school track every morning."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Any luck"

"I would like organic milk!"

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

Dart bounces back off board and bursts darts player.

Island visit.