Comedic Evolution Fan T-Shirts

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

'The circle is complete!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Homo Zapiens

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"You heading south again this summer?"

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'Is the fire included?'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Gatorade!

"Any luck"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.