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Gatorade!

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

Bubble gum leaves

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Pisa and sons.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Extinct dinosaur...

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"These lousy masks! It's like I don't know who he is anymore."

'-and you do realise,of course,that as a private patient tipping is permitted?'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Holy S**t!'

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

'Clown fish ... '

"We're in for the night."