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"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Gatorade!

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Smart Asp

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"We're in for the night."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

New Umpire Signals

'It's just not fair! Now that he's joined the gym, he's too tired to go on walks with me...'