Comedic Wildlife Enthusiast T-Shirts

'So you'll lead us to some prize bucks, eh? What's in it for you?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Been waiting long?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

"Fake."

Bizarre sights.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Buck cave

'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'