Comedic Wildlife Enthusiast T-Shirts

'So you'll lead us to some prize bucks, eh? What's in it for you?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Been waiting long?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"Fake."

"Do you feel like a beer?"

Bizarre sights.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Buck cave

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'

'Holy S**t!'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'Clown fish ... '

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'