Whimsical Wildlife Lover T-Shirts

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Flowers to Go

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Miniature Giraffes? Try G-GONE.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Frogs

A Kangermoo

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Bizarre sights.

"Fake."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'What are you doing?!'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

Fearless Frog Part 15

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Carrot reading.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Veterinary Surgeon

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'