Comedic Outdoor Enthusiast T-Shirts

No Loitering.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Been waiting long?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Maps to the Stars

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

The evolution of triathletes.

'SHOP!!!'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Eskimo in Igloo

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"It's finally fur coat weather."