Comedic Hiker T-Shirts

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Been waiting long?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Now cut that out!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Jumble Sale

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Lambo

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'