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'Showoff!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

'Been waiting long?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Lambo

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Private View.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"I have to go wee-wee."