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'Showoff!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

'Been waiting long?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Private View.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Shooting in Ireland

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."