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"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Skydiving and illiteracy - a dangerous mix.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Eat me"

No littering...

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Heroes.

My God, I need to fart.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”