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"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

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'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

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'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Biological Alarm Clock.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

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'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"I guess I'll never understand women."

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