Comedic Relief Explorers Gifts

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I guess I'll never understand women."

Pirate Paddle Boat.