Comedic Relief Lover Gifts

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

"But will they cover the spread?"

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I don't care if it is your job. If you issue me with that ticket, don't bother coming home tonight!"

'I picked it all up from daytime TV.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Touché"

Breast Height Chart

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Biological Alarm Clock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"I've changed my mind"

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

When clowns run out ammunition.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'