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'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."

"I would like organic milk!"

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"You got this, Nana."

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

Desert Island Water skiing.

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

'-and which commandment did you break?'

Winter lunch.

"Relax. You act like you’ve never heard a woodpecker before."

Joan's gas problem wasn't getting any better!