Comedic Tension Fan Gifts

The one song banned in the workshop. What did I say about playing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" where Mrs. Claus can hear it?!

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Flatware Follies.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'You wish, Timmy.'

Sleeping in skis.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"

Dr. Potato Head

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'Do you have something in mind?'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Your explanation for all these business dinners with my wife better be good!'

Two men arguing on a train journey

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"I thought you only came once a year."

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Island visit.

Don't mind him, I'm incredibly famous and he is my fan

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."

Elf Help

The Adventures of Morton: Is this all there is to an eighty-three-dollar and forty-cent evening, Lord?

'Fortunately for you, in this world it's dog eat dog!'

Work out game