Comedic Twist Fan Gifts

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Scuba Skater

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I would like organic milk!"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Look at you. The vacant stare

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.

'I didn't mean it like that!'

Meet Sexy Cougars

The one song banned in the workshop. What did I say about playing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" where Mrs. Claus can hear it?!

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

Cats in police lineup