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The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Overly wordy travel.

Flatware Follies.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'You wish, Timmy.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Scuba Skater

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Two men arguing on a train journey

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"I thought you only came once a year."

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

An Oarsman

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

Good cop, bad cop

Island visit.

"This is by far my favorite store."

Artist paints an angel.

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."