Culinary Contrast Fan Gifts

Good cop, bad cop

Pasta

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Overly wordy travel.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Cow Cow Plops.

"Everything here is very fresh."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

You're late!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

Eskimo Snow Globe

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

Sushi spinoffs.

"You're embarrassing yourself again Edward. If you want a bigger wine glass, just ask the waiter."

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

"The book says this is his early period."

Large box of baking soda in the morgue.

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Catching your own fish in a restaurant.