Food Presentation Fan Gifts

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Cat's wine has live fish in it.