Pitch Presentation Fan Gifts

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Age-salary ratio

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Simultaneous translation.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

James Ward-Prowse

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

A long jumper reaching 18.