Sales Pitch Fan Gifts

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'You want to run that by me again?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

The eskimo lottery...

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'The beauty of this model is that it can easily be reassembled.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

'Well, you don't like the contract terms, you don't like the prices, you don't think that you need our products in general... hmmm. Maybe I can convince you with a hook right into your face?!'

'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

They were the Magnificent Seven of Sales, but two of them were sick that day.