Sales Pitch Aficionado Gifts

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"This one's a favorite with the fellas. All leather interior and that new car smell."

"I like it. Subtle, dignified, yet persuasive."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'