Business Pitch Enthusiast Gifts

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"I propose we go with the second option."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"He's a genius at product placement."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."