Business Pitch Gifts

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"I propose we go with the second option."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Any questions?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Exchange Fund

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Any questions?'

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'You want to run that by me again?'