Business Pitch Preparation Gifts

Aisling is dismayed by the Board's decision.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Any questions?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Exchange Fund

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'