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Aisling is dismayed by the Board's decision.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Any questions?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

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"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Any questions?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'