Business Pitch Master Gifts

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Never, Ever...skip breakfast on the morning of your big presentation.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

Arsene Wenger

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"He's a genius at product placement."

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'