Business Pitch Master Mugs

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Never, Ever...skip breakfast on the morning of your big presentation.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I propose we go with the second option."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"