Business Pitches Mugs

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Any questions?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I propose we go with the second option."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Exchange Fund

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Any questions?'

"I said I wanted the big picture. This is hardly even a supporting feature. It isn't even the cartoon short."

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

'You want to run that by me again?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."