Pitching To Investors Mugs

'So, Mister Hamer, you want 500,000 pounds for a 2% share of your revolutionary new port-a-loo business!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Blue sky thinking

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

The Goalkeeper

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"I propose we go with the second option."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"We're looking for someone who can help us keep up with the Dow Joneses."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"He's a genius at product placement."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

Bowled out.

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

'Never, Ever...skip breakfast on the morning of your big presentation.'