Pitching A Show Mugs

'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Blue sky thinking

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

The Goalkeeper

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Wilfried Zaha

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

George Best

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

The rotator cuff fairy.

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.