Sales Pitch Expert Gifts

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"He's a genius at product placement."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Arsene Wenger

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.