Sales Pitch Admirer Gifts

"Ok, Mr. Koller, I guess your mind is set on our sport model. You also wanted to look into our silver and gold kits. Let me bring over my specialist."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

If nobody had invented graphics

The Salesman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"He's a genius at product placement."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.