Quirky Sales Interaction Fan Gifts

"You have been specially selected to help test a new aphrodisiac"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Freak Accident Specialist

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'This could be a new record!'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'Well, you don't like the contract terms, you don't like the prices, you don't think that you need our products in general... hmmm. Maybe I can convince you with a hook right into your face?!'

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Salesman caught by irate customer.

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

'Yes, I know our ad said that no salesman would call -- my boss says I'm no salesman.'

"Some gum."