Quirky Customer Service Fan Gifts

Fly Football

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Magic mushroom

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Fruit of the Loon"

Waiter on a horse.

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

At home with the Tangleheads

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'This could be a new record!'

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

Those who want to make complaints are welcomed before breakfast, lunch and supper. Dragon.

Voice Jail

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Return on mangled golf clubs.

Butler uses a bike to deliver the food around a long table.

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and a cup of coffee."

"Our menu options haven't really changed. We just say that so you'll pay attention."

"The crystal ball is to indicate when a waiter will next be in this vicinity."

Inconvenience Store.