Quirky Restaurant Fan Gifts

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Builders fashion range

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"I trust this will be on one check."

"Fruit of the Loon"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Pop up hell

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Titan Arum