Quirky Restaurant Fan Pillows

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Magic mushroom

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Fruit of the Loon"

"I trust this will be on one check."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Pop up hell

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

Titan Arum

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"